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Not Now: The Procrastinator’s Manual
Not Now: The Procrastinator’s Manual
Not Now: The Procrastinator’s Manual
Not Now: The Procrastinator’s Manual

Not Now: The Procrastinator’s Manual

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Struggling to realize your full procrastination potential? Finally, a primer for procrastinators has arrived. Not Now is an illustrated instruction manual that teaches novice and advanced procrastinators how to dally, dawdle, and lollygag their way to expert-level procrastination. Starting with simple exercises, such as “sit” and “pace,” instructions gradually advance in complexity and futility—“learn how to write in your non-dominant hand,” “color coordinate your bookshelves to look like a Pantone color guide”—and eventually reach master level: “learn a new language by correspondence course, pack your bags, and move to another country.”

  • 144 pages